My mum: Is there any talk of any of your cousins getting married?
Me: Did you have your fortune told again?
‘Yes’ (laugh) ‘Just for fun though you know’ she said ‘I don’t believe in it or anything.’ Although she did admit that when she was told that I would get pregnant (for the Nth time) and it would be in December she started counting down on her fingers and when she was asked what she was doing she replied, ‘I’m trying to workout when she will be giving birth because I want to be there for that.’
‘O when is it then?’ asked my husband’s mum who was next in line to have her fortune told, ‘Because I’m gonna go there when you get back.’