Saturday, July 30, 2005

I think I have found the perfect pet for our lovely neighbours. It’s Barney the five-year-old parrot, a new addition to the Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary in Nuneaton who has been quarantined after insulting the sanctuary’s visitors with his abusive language.
It all started when Barney (obviously not being in a good mood after his previous owner; a lorry driver, had dumped him and moved to Spain) called a vicar a ‘wanker’! When the mayoress who was also present, came to the vicar’s rescue and told the foulmouthed bird to watch himself, he responded by telling her to ‘fuck off’. After which he turned to the two police officers standing by and said, ‘And you two wankers can fuck off as well.’
Bless

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