Monday, August 08, 2005

Yesterday we became accidental vegetarians for one day, meaning I was making the pasta sauce and right at the end, shock horror, I realised that I had forgotten to put the bacon in. This morning I feel like running out into the countryside, grabbing the first cow I can find and sinking my teeth into its leg. Is that normal?

4 comments:

GazanKhan said...

Yes my dear it is noraml. But when you forget bacon you must bite the pig not the poor cow who gives you milk. That way it will be even more normal.

Kamyar said...

It’s nothing wrong with that except when you put loads of Beans instead of Bacon your ass becomes like a tuned-up 1100cc motorcycle engine farting all day.

Shirin said...

You are absolutely right as usual Gazan, but unfortunately I’ve never seen pigs just roaming around the countryside ready to be bitten; pigs are smarter than that. Therefore the meat cravers like me, will have to settle for the poor cows instead. Well anyway I bit into both of them today as instead of the countryside I ran to Burger King and got me an XL double cheese burger with bacon. I feel much better now.

Shirin said...

Yes, sorry about that Kamyar. But you can rest assured that I will not be trying that trick again in a hurry. Well not for a few days anyway; you know how I like my beans:)